DWAYNE Bulmer is something of a rarity in his suburb. The North Fitzroy public housing resident has a job.

AS A RULE, most sporting traditions conjure positive vibes. Even antiquated grass courts, bad weather and snobbery topped with strawberries and cream, make for a revered combo, a la Wimbledon. But it’s time the five-ring circus did away with the extravagance and nationalistic bombast that is the opening ceremony.

Fourth-year Apprentice of the Year (joint winners): carpentry and joinery Shamus Long, Southern Cross Constructions(NSW); Joseph Maniago, Brisland.

First-year apprentice of the year Ben Gazzola - Parkview Constructions

MICHAEL Thompson, the MBA's Apprentice of the Year, was destined to be a "chippie".